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“I Have Issues” Funny Dog Bandana

Finally, some honesty from your dog.

Some dogs wear little bow ties.

Some wear tasteful plaid.

And some need a funny dog bandanna that simply says:

I have issues.

We respect the self awareness.

This blue dog bandanna from Parisian Pet is the kind of ridiculous finishing touch we love after a fresh groom. The bright blue stands out against light, dark and scruffy coats, while the big white lettering makes the joke visible without requiring anyone to get six inches from your dog’s face.

Which may be wise, considering the warning.

Wear it after grooming appointments, on walks, for photos, to the dog park, or during family gatherings where your dog would otherwise be forced to demonstrate their issues individually.

Good for dogs who:

Bark at delivery drivers like they’re defending a medieval fortress.

Have unresolved feelings about squirrels.

Believe nail trimming violates the Geneva Conventions.

Need to personally investigate every grocery bag entering the house.

Have been asked to leave at least one social function.

Or are actually perfectly behaved and simply enjoy damaging their reputation.

A Cuts4Mutts Find

We feature dog stuff we’d actually stop scrolling to look at, including funny grooming finds, bandannas, gear and other things your mutt probably doesn’t need but absolutely deserves.

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A QUICK SAFETY NOTE

Every dog and coat is different. Stop if the dog is distressed or if you are unsure how to safely perform a grooming step. For injuries, skin problems or medical concerns, contact a veterinarian.

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Groom the coat that is actually on the dog, not the haircut you expected it to have.

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April O.

April is the writer and human behind Cuts4Mutts, where mixed breed dogs, weird coats, practical grooming advice, and life with mutts all collide. She writes for dog people who love their animals deeply but don't need everything sugarcoated.

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