Finally. Designer fashion for someone who eats things off the floor.
Your dog doesn’t have a job.
They don’t contribute to the mortgage.
They’ve never once offered to cover dinner.
And yet somehow they’re ready for Paris.
The Chewy Vuitton designer dog bandanna from Millionaire Mutt brings some deeply unserious luxury to your dog’s wardrobe with a brown designer inspired print, paw details and a Chewy Vuitton Paris patch.
It’s particularly appropriate after a fresh groom, when your mutt spends approximately seventeen minutes looking expensive before rolling in something.
Why Cuts4Mutts picked it
We have a weakness for dog accessories that understand the assignment.
This isn’t trying to turn your dog into a tiny fashion influencer.
Okay. Maybe it is a little.
But it’s funny, easy to throw on after grooming, and considerably cheaper than whatever your dog thinks they’re entitled to.
Recommended for dogs who:
Have never worked a day in their life.
Expect their meals prepared at specific times.
Sleep on furniture you paid for.
Have a personal groomer.
Require transportation everywhere they go.
And somehow still act like you’re the help.
Cuts4Mutts verdict: Old money attitude. Shelter paperwork.
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