A cheeky dog-lover’s tee for anyone who knows that life with a pup comes with a little more… cleanup. The design features a shaggy, sleepy-looking dog beneath the playful message, “I Express Anal Glands for a Living.” It’s equal parts grooming-shop humor and proud pet-care solidarity—made for veterinary staff, groomers, dog walkers, and the people who understand the realities behind every fluffy haircut. Printed on a lightweight Bella+Canvas tee made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it has a breathable feel, retail fit, classic crew neckline, and easy layering comfort. Wear it through busy grooming appointments, kennel shifts, casual errands, or a dog-industry meetup when a little inside humor says it all. The ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams help the shirt keep its shape, while the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable.
Product features
– Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
– Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual layering
– Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams for lasting structure
– Tear-away label designed to help minimize skin irritation
– Crisp printed design with adult sizing and REACH certification
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
